WEEKDAY

BEGSR

   
   

 DAYS

ADD

1

NEXT-DAY

   

DAYS

DOUEQ

NEXT-DAY

 

TIME

IFLT

7.00.02

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

ENDIF

   

TIME

IFGE

7.00.02

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.05.30

     

MOVE

'Rrrringg'

ALARM-CLOCK

     

MOVE

KICK

ALARM-CLOCK

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.05.32

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.10.50

     

MOVE

BODY

TOILET

     

MOVE

URINE

OUT

     

MOVE

BODY

SHOWER

     

MOVE

WATER

DOWN

     

MOVE

'Brrrrrrr'

MESSAGE

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.10.52

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.16.00

     

MOVE

COFFEE

CUP

     

MOVE

COMFITURE

BREAD

     

MOVE

BREAD

MOUTH

     

MOVE

CUP

MOUTH

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.16.48

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.21.00

   

SEXE

ANDEQ

MALE

 
     

PERFORM

SHAVING

 

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.21.08

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.24.00

     

PERFORM

TOOTH-BRUSH

 

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.24.32

 

TIME

ANDLT

7.35.00

     

MOVE

KISS

PARTNER

     

MOVE

KISS

KIDS

     

MOVE

BODY

CAR

     

MOVE

CAR

HIGHWAY

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

7.35.53

 

TIME

ANDLT

8.41.00

     

MOVE

CAR

TRAFFIC JAM

     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

8.59.44

 

TIME

ANDLT

9.01.52

     

MOVE

CAR

OFFICE

     

MOVE

BODY

DESK

     

MOVE

SIGH

BREST

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

ENDIF

TIME

IFGE

9.01.53

TIME

ANDLT

12.21.00

     

PERFORM

LABOR

 
     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

12.22.03

 

TIME

ANDLT

13.00.00

     

MOVE

BODY

RESTAURANT

     

MOVE

BREAD

MOUTH

     

MOVE

SOUP

MOUTH

     

MOVE

BREAD

MOUTH

     

MOVE

COFFEE

MOUTH

     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   

TIME

IFGE

13.00.01

TIME

ANDLT

13.04.44

     

MOVE

BODY

TOILET

     

MOVE

PANTS

DOWN

     

MOVE

FAECES

DOWN

     

MOVE

PANTS

UP

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

13.04.45

 

TIME

ANDLT

17.34.46

     

MOVE

BODY

DESK

     

MOVE

SIGH

BREST

     

PERFORM

LABOR

 
     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

17.34.46

 

TIME

ANDLT

17.35.00

     

MOVE

'Tralala'

MESSAGE

     

MOVE

BODY

CAR

     

MOVE

CAR

HIGHWAY

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

17.35.53

 

TIME

ANDLT

18.51.19

     

MOVE

CAR

TRAFFIC JAM

     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

18.52.20

 

TIME

ANDLT

19.10.55

     

MOVE

KISS

PARTNER

     

MOVE

KISS

KIDS

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

19.11.53

 

TIME

ANDLT

19.31.52

     

MOVE

BODY

DINNER

     

MOVE

POTATOES

MOUTH

     

MOVE

STEAK

MOUTH

     

MOVE

VEGETABLES

MOUTH

     

MOVE

WATER

MOUTH

     

MOVE

POTATOES

MOUTH

     

MOVE

WATER

MOUTH

     

MOVE

VEGETABLES

MOUTH

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

19.31.53

 

TIME

ANDLT

23.31.53

     

MOVE

BODY

TELEVISION

     

MOVE

FINGER

BUTTON

     

MOVE

BODY

CHAIR

     

MOVE

EYES

TELEVISION

     

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

 
     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

23.31.54

 

TIME

ANDLT

23.33.31

     

MOVE

'Mwhaa, I'm tired'

MESSAGE

     

MOVE

BODY

BATHROOM

     

PERFORM

TOOTH-BRUSH

 
     

MOVE

PYAMA

BODY

     

MOVE

BODY

BEDROOM

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGE

23.33.32

 

TIME

ANDLT

23.45.44

     

RANDOMIZE

HEADACHE

 
   

HEADACHE

IFEQ

*FALSE

 
     

PERFORM

SEX-INTERCOURSE

 
     

ENDIF

   

GOTO

NEXT-SECOND

     

ENDIF

   
   

TIME

IFGT

23.45.55

 
     

MOVE

BODY

DOWN

     

ENDIF

   
NEXT-SECOND

TAG

     

PERFORM

CLOCKWORK

     

ENDDO

   
     

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