SEX-INTERCOURSE

BEGSR

   
   

SPERMATOZOA

DOUGT

50000000

 
     

ADD

1

SPERMATOZOA

     

ENDDO

   
     

MOVE

*FALSE

ORGASM

     

MOVE

WOMAN

BACKWARD

     

MOVE

MAN

WOMAN

   

ORGASM

DOUEQ

*TRUE

 
     

MOVE

PELVIS

DOWN

     

MOVE

PELVIS

UP

     

ENDDO

   
     

PERFORM

EJACULATE

     

MOVE

OVA

WOMB

     

RANDOMIZE

BIRTHCONTROLE

 
   

BIRTHCONTROLE

IFEQ

*FALSE

 
     

RANDOMIZE

CONCEPTION

 
   

CONCEPTION

IFEQ

*TRUE

 
     

RANDOMIZE

Y-CHROMOSOME

 
   

Y-CHROMOSOME

IFEQ

*TRUE

 
     

MOVE

*TRUE

MALE

     

ELSE

   
     

MOVE

*TRUE

FEMALE

     

ENDIF

   

MOVE

0

SECONDS

MOVE

0

MINUTES

MOVE

0

HOURS

MOVE

0

DAYS

MOVE

0

WEEKS

MOVE

0

MONTHS

MOVE

0

YEARS

PERFORM

CLOCKWORK

     

ENDIF

   
     

ENDIF

   
     

RETURN

   

         

©2001 JanBais The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life  The Hague The Netherlands